explain that to her? >> i'll say i met a nice guy in the bathroom, and we traded shirts. >> are you listening to yourself? jesus christ. >> i'm freaking out, dude. >> oh, don't tell her... >> okay, new plan, new plan, new plan: charlie, make a move. just tell her you want to bang her. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. no. is that how you get chicks? >> well, he's got a 50/50 shot. >> that's a good point. >> it's a yes or no scenario. >> it is a no scenario. >> why? >> don't approach her that way. that's not gonna work. >> am i getting the shirt? >> you're not gonna get the shirt. all right, this is what you're gonna do. go back out there, start asking her questions about herself. talk to her about being a lawyer, okay? >> i can do that. >> that's gonna work, and then if anything goes wrong, i'll come out there, i'll say i'm the manager of gugino's. do you understand? right? >> i got it, i got it, i got it. >> you good? >> we'll be good. >> all right, great. >> just go. >> just go. >> oh, come on. >> just get out. >> yeah. >> hey. i'm sorry about that. it took a little while. there was a guy in the bathroom-- he wouldn't give me his shirt, and i was fighting him. i'm, like, "give me your shirt, bro." and he didn't want to give it to me, and it was, like, a whole thing. >> ah, ah, ah.